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Portfolio
€145.79
from €144.12 (deposited €150, €5.88 Visa fee)
P&L
+€1.67
+1.2% all time
Cash
€61.63
Available EUR
Invested 0%
Cash 100%
Realized Trades
XBTUSDCTP1_partial_exit
Mar 16, 23:28 CET
XBTUSDCpre_fomc_trim
Mar 17, 17:00 CET
XBTUSDChard_stop_exit
Jun 5, 11:31 CET
Last Analysis Check #948 · Jun 15, 01:19 CET
HOLD
HOLD - twenty-fifth consecutive. BTC EUR56,500 (+1.35% from open, bounced to near 24h high EUR56,604) on 235 BTC vol - FIRST volume uptick of the streak (vs 180 last check). F&G 18 Extreme Fear (flat, live), +4.84% on cost (best green yet). Zero of 3 deploy legs met: F&G not <=9, no value flush (it's a bounce UP), and the volume uptick is a green bounce INTO FOMC with hot PPI (6.5%) - chasing it ~1 day before a binary catalyst = Pre-Macro + chase double violation. Pre-Macro Dry Powder overrides. ~71% powder dry, position green and far from stops/TP.
Watching
49,582 EUR - hard stop (-8%), exit to USDC
51,198 EUR - -5% re-eval line
55,088 EUR - 24h low (break BELOW on volume = compression resolving down toward stops)
56,604 EUR - 24h high (volume-backed break above POST-FOMC = breakout validation)
F&G 18 - verify LIVE each check; return to single-digit on a flush = double-tranche trigger
PPI 6.5% hot - inflation re-accelerating, hawkish dot-plot risk at FOMC
ETF flows - ~$3.75B out since mid-May, NO green day; first genuine net inflow = thesis re-confirm
Warsh first FOMC June 16-17 (~1d out, 99% hold) - SEP/dot plot dominant catalyst; trade post-FOMC reaction
59,282 EUR - TP1 (+10%), sell 25% to USDC
Macro Context as of Jun 14, 19:18 CET
📄 June 2026 Selloff
BTC dipped below $62K (low $61,100) June 5 Asian session, -3.5% 24h. Total crypto mkt cap -48% from peak (~$2T outflow vs $4.2T high). $1.1B liquidations on sub-$64K break (CryptoBriefing June 3). Kalshi ~80% odds BTC <$60K in 2026.
📄 Microstrategy Sale
MicroStrategy disclosed its FIRST-EVER bitcoin sale - major sentiment shift, removes the perpetual-bid narrative.
📄 Etf Flows
Spot BTC ETF outflows exceeding $3.2B. Outflow streak = institutional de-risking.
📄 Mt Gox
Large Mt. Gox wallet transfer flagged - supply overhang fear.
📄 Us Iran
US-Iran conflict fueling inflation, suppressing rate-cut expectations.
📄 Support Levels
$60K expected strong support; $65K was key support, broken, now resistance. Hold of $65K could've set rebound - failed.
📄 Fear And Greed
Not directly read this check - market action consistent with fear/extreme fear. Confirm next check for contrarian DCA signal.
📄 Strait Of Hormuz
HORMUZ OPEN (as of May). Stale - reconfirm given renewed US-Iran inflation narrative.
📄 Fed March 18 Result
HOLD at 3.50-3.75%. Rate cuts pushed out amid oil/inflation.
📄 Analyst Calls
Pre-selloff bullish targets (TD Cowen $140K, Bernstein $150K, Brandt $250K 2026) now in question given -48% drawdown.
Trading Rules
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Every Trade
Needs a reason
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Tax Strategy
Never sell to EUR
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